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>Welp

29 Jun

>I packed up my mixing bowls last night.  And my hand mixer, and my stand mixer, and all of the other tools necessary for baking, which means I am officially done making a mess in the kitchen until Saturday.  I did it on purpose, you know, as a test.  In hindsight, it was a pretty sick and twisted thing to do.  Good thing I’ve taken up knitting.  Matter of fact, I think I’ll knit and watch Star Wars episode IV tonight.  When are you going to learn that I’m simultaneously an 80 year old and a 10 year old, trapped in a 22 year old’s body?

By the way, has anyone seen Hagrid?  I have a superfluous amount of cookies for him, amongst other things.  I’m assuming his giant, burley self is indoors, attempting to escape the heat.  But Jesus, Hagrid, when I tell you I’m going to bring you baked things regularly, you need to let a lady know of your whereabouts.

Oh and, I get my camera back tomorrow; it was only $135 to replace the casing.. $#*&@%^! No more letting Sam use the camera as a throw toy.

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